GOAT SIMULATORBLEATDOWN
You are a goat. Physics is a suggestion. Lick things, drag them behind you,
ragdoll off a windmill into a tank of propane, and turn a quiet suburb into a smoking crater.
WASD trot around
LMB tongue-grab & drag anything
SPACE jump / double jump
RMB charging headbutt
SHIFT sprint
R go full ragdoll
Q slow motion
B bleat (important)
F respawn at the barn
TAB toggle goal list
CLICK TO GOAT
booting physics...